you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck
yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
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you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck
yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
(Source: getcrunkonmyjunk, via tamralewallen)
When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this
They should be happy most of us haven’t moved to the moon yet
That actually sounds like a good idea at this point
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im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
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you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
I shouldn’t have laughed at this as much as I did.
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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