you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck
yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life
(Source: getcrunkonmyjunk, via tamralewallen)
"You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job market with triple the unemployment isn’t interested in purchasing the assets of the generation who just blew an enormous housing bubble and kept it from popping through quantitative easing and out-and-out federal support? Curious."
When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this
They should be happy most of us haven’t moved to the moon yet
That actually sounds like a good idea at this point
(via setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain)
(Source: bostonreview, via maebugrunswithlions)
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
(via tamralewallen)
you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
I shouldn’t have laughed at this as much as I did.
(via maebugrunswithlions)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
(via cross-all-borders)
